Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

There have been quite a few things I did NOT do this week. I did not consider giving my younger child Benedryl tonight so she will fall asleep on time and be ready for school bright and early tomorrow. I would never do that. My children are perfect and always get to school on time and well rested.

It has been quite cold here in the south (OK, not as cold as other places, but cold for us!). Because of this I did not get dressed under the covers and I did not leave all of my dirty clothes (including unmentionables) in plain sight on the floor in my room because I didn't want to go in the closet because it was like a deep freeze in there! Nope, not me! I would never do that. I am a perfect housekeeper and my house is always immaculate!

Speaking of cleaning up, I did not recently leave an unopened can of Diet Dr. Pepper in my freezer to cool down and forget about it. I would never do that! When I got home and found a frozen DDP mess in my freezer, I most certainly did not push all of the mess out onto my kitchen floor and wait for it to melt so I could mop it up. I am not that lazy!

I am sure there are plenty of other things I did NOT do the past few weeks but this is all I am sharing right now. I am not one to let people know when I do things wrong. :)